John Duvert
@johnkill
Yes, the handle is aggressive. The person is not. John is a warm, welcoming customer service professional who just happens to sound like a competitive esports player from 2009.
Two modes. One John.
Toggle above to previewGreets every customer by name, remembers how you take your coffee, and once talked a confused tourist through the self-checkout without breaking eye contact.
The competitive streak that comes out during Monday crossword drops, BOGO sales, and when someone tries to skip the checkout line. Do not test him. He will politely redirect you.
Hobbies & high-stakes pursuits
NYT Crosswords
Puzzles are my battlefield. I do not erase. I strike.
Average solve time: faster than you.
Dribbble
I collect beautiful interfaces I will probably never build.
Likes received: enough to feed the ego.
SHEIN
Fast fashion at the speed of a rush-hour checkout line.
Wardrobe turnover rate: alarming.
Peacock TV
Shrek and Fast & Furious on rotation. I am a scholar of both.
Can quote Dom Toretto in any emotional situation.
High-Stakes Retail
Peak hours. No cover. Full adrenaline. I was born for this.
Once folded a receipt in under one second.
Career highlights
Team Member / Cashier, fast-paced retail
Operated registers, kept lines moving, and maintained a smile that made rush hour feel like a conversation.
Customer Service Specialist
Turned confused returns into five-star experiences. Once de-escalated a pricing dispute using only kindness and a printed receipt.
Fort Lauderdale's Unofficial Fast & Furious Tour Guide
Not an official job, but if you need someone to point out every local road that looks like it could host a street race, John is your guy.
Why hire John?
Warm first impressions
He greets customers so warmly they forget they were angry about the line.
Retail stamina
Built for long shifts, loud scanners, and the sacred art of the receipt fold.
Crossword precision
A mind trained to spot patterns fast. Useful for inventory, puzzles, and parking-lot navigation.
Ready to recruit John?
He is currently accepting opportunities in customer service, retail, and any role that lets him flex his crossword skills.